Coronavirus (COVID-19) Alert: Our office is OPEN, and will remain open, to the extent possible, during this crisis. We have long handled consultations and retainers by telephone. We are managing all new and pending criminal and DUI cases under current and evolving court practices.

Driver’s License Restoration and Clearance cases are well-suited to start over the phone, and the “down time” many people have now is a good opportunity to begin this process.

Our consultations have ALWAYS been free, confidential, and done over the phone, right when you call. We are very friendly people who will be glad to explain things and answer your questions, Monday through Friday, from 8:30 a.m. until 5:00 p.m. (EST).

Michigan DUI – How the Rich and Famous Beat the Charges

At the outset, I’ll admit that the tone of this article is sarcastic. My DUI Practice involves handling real-life cases for real-life people. From time to time, I hear about someone having spent a royal fortune in an attempt to “beat” a case, only to wind up “discovering” that the case against them was rock-solid. Then they cut a Plea deal, having spent thousands more dollars than they otherwise would or should have if they had been told, up front, what the real chances were that some over-priced Lawyer could just get the whole thing “thrown out.” That makes me mad.

I find it frustrating, at times, to accept that people are far more willing to shell out money for what they want to hear, rather than for what they need to, or ought to, hear. In other words, the appeal of having a DUI case dismissed outright is so strong, that any number of people will plunk down a ton of cash just for the chance to buy into that hope.

Liner2.jpgSo that got me wondering about all those Hollywood Celebrities who seem to get popped every week for DUI. Why is it that for every one I hear about getting arrested, I hear about another being placed on Probation for an earlier arrest?

From what I can tell, they certainly have the money to hire some big-time Lawyer who can challenge the evidence every which way under the sun in an effort to get the case dismissed. And if getting the case dismissed costs only what can be called “pocket change” to them, why would they do anything else?

Because, for a very good reason, the majority of DUI cases are resolved by a Plea bargain. Most cases are, unfortunately, “solid,” or at least “solid” enough for a Judge not to decide that it should be dismissed and forgotten. For almost every situation where some aspect of the Police process by which evidence is collected and analyzed in a DUI case has been held to be unlawful, or legally unsound, there has been a corrective action on the part of the Police to eliminate that defect or problem. The DUI process is designed to comply with the Law. When some aspect of that process is found to not be in compliance, an adjustment is made.

Why do you think we have Breatlayzer tests in the first place? To provide evidence of a person’s Bodily Alcohol Content (BAC) at or near the time of their arrest. While there is a certain protocol that must be followed when administering these tests, and while there is a certain “margin of error” inherent in these tests (and every test I’ve ever heard of, for that matter), those cases which are so profoundly flawed in failing to follow that required protocol, or in which the margin of error, for some reason or another, renders the test results so unreliable, are more the exception rather than the rule. The evidence in every case must be thoroughly examined, but to “sell” someone a bill of goods that pretends that practically any DUI can easily dismissed outright because a particular Lawyer’s expertise, or extra effort, is misleading.

Otherwise, every single celebrity popped for a DUI would just “Lawyer up” and get the case dismissed. But that doesn’t happen, does it?

This is not to say there can’t be fatal problems with a case. The reason for the Police Stop of a Driver is huge in determining whether a case can proceed or not. But, make no mistake about it, Judges are human, and when the Judge knows the person trying to get a case knocked out was almost certainly over the legal limit, but is in Court, with a sharp Lawyer, trying to prove the Police reason for the stop was not legally adequate, how inclined do you think that Judge is to dismiss the case if he or she can avoid doing so?

Imagine, for a moment, that you were made Judge for a day, and you’re sitting in Court when one of these challenges comes before you. You hear the evidence, and the right decision could really go one way, or the other. What would you do? Would you set a likely Drunk Driver free, or would you “give” the Police a little latitude in doing their job? Think about it: It’s one thing for there to be proof that a person really was not drunk or over the limit, but when the case turns on a questionable technicality, how do you think most people would resolve that question?

There is a happy middle-ground in this landscape. If fighting every aspect of the case, and spending a fortune doing it, is like having “surgery,” then just settling to plead a case out without thorough investigation might be compared to getting a “prescription” for the problem.

A good Doctor, will, however, examine the patient and review their lab and other test results to determine the correct course of action. Determining the best way to proceed requires analyzing the evidence, and being honest with the Client. Being honest means that you tell them the way it is, rather than the they want it to be.

Trying to rope in Clients by citing a million examples of what could possibly be wrong with ta DUI charge, and then collecting an outrageous Fee in the blind hope of finding one of those exceptional problems, big enough to get the case knocked out, is more about selling and telling people what they want to hear, and is, to be honest, just plain wrong. I can’t and don’t do that stuff.

In other words, telling someone about all kinds things that can be wrong about the evidence, and providing a laundry list of potential problems with that evidence, or how it was gathered, does not make it any more likely that those problems do or do not exist in their particular case. A DUI case is either solid or not.

Imagine a Doctor who had a website that listed every disease, illness or medical condition a person could have, if they weren’t feeling well – “Not feeling up to par? You could be suffering a life-threatening cardiac condition! Call for an appointment today, to make sure you don’t die by tomorrow!” That’s misleading – and that’s my point.

That middle ground I mentioned earlier requires the DUI Lawyer to carefully examine the evidence and facts of each case and see if there is a way to avoid the Drunk Driving charge. If so, then a challenge should be made. Often, flaws in the evidence are NOT obvious, and seem to, rather ironically, turn up where you’d least expect to find them. A DUI Lawyer should be paid to argue about things that can benefit the Client, and not just eat up, or justify an exorbitant Fee.

That said, no real, bona-fide DUI Lawyer tires to compete on the basis of cut-rate, lowball Fees; anyone who thinks their best qualification for the job is that they come “cheap” doesn’t have anything good to sell in the first place.

If “beating” a case was only a matter of hiring a certain Lawyer, then no rich and famous people, and no Hollywood celebrities, would ever wind up on Probation for a DUI. Yet when is the last time you heard of someone famous “beating” a DUI charge?

All of this reminds me of about the only bit of financial advice I have ever remembered or followed. Years ago, a very well respected Wealth Manager was taking calls on the radio, and told the caller the best thing he could do to manage his money was to “watch what the smart money does.”

In other words, see what the big Financial Institutions invest in, and what they avoid. The brainstorm idea that promises huge returns might not be as good as it first sounds. If it was, the “smart money” would be all over it. Instead, the “smart money” generally avoids things that sound to good to be true, opting instead for slow, steady, sure growth.

The same holds true for DUI cases. The “smart money” spent on a DUI embraces the facts of a particular case, rather than the hopes generated by a few, exceptional cases. A good DUI Lawyer will never come as a “bargain,” but you shouldn’t have to spend a King’s ransom for top-rate, expert DUI legal help, either.

Posted in:

Comments are closed.

Contact Information